You're so nebulous sometimes
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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