You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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