I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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