i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
