I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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