You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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