matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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