Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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