Your face is a jimmy john
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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