Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I need water and some morals
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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