What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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