Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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