Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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