What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please, let me fuck your mom
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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