I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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