Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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