Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(903): View more from Texas

And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either

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(925): View more from California

DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR

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(773): View more from Illinois

apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.

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(713): View more from Texas

Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him

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(949): View more from California

you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit

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(425): View more from Washington

I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.

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