And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.