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(248): View more from Michigan

The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !

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(302): View more from Delaware

I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course

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(248): View more from Michigan

the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

her nose should be used as a dorsal fin

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(818): View more from California

I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it

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(330): View more from Ohio

He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.

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