And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high