anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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