I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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