We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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