In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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