giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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