So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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