come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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