So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
