whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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