Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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