Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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