She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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