what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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