Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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