How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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