Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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