was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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