Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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