if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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