she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Randomize