You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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