Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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