sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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