Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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