I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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