your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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