i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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