What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
this will be a night to untag.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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