Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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