Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
