he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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