You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Two words: blizzard sex
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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