Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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