party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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