i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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