Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
