i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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