Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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