her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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