That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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